Friday, December 24, 2010

Friday, December 17, 2010


So I've recently realized that all women are whores, every single women. To start my argument I would like to start with Holidays. Let's start with Halloween, from a guys perspective this is an awesome excuse to eat a lot of candy maybe slam a few brews. The idea of hooking up with chicks doesn't even come until we realize what they dress like. From a girls perspective, wow I bet I can dress like a slut without anyone looking down on me today! I can't wait to take tons of dick tonight then wake up tomorrow and say "O'well it was Halloween". First off false women we do look down on you it's just in the moment we are to busy either eye fucking you or actually fucking you to tell you. Secondly it doesn't matter if it's Monday, Tuesday, you Birthday or Halloween if your being a slut your a slut. Let's take a look at some other Holidays tho. New Years. Guys, hey let's get together and celebrate the new year, have a good time reminisce about the year. Tell stories shoot some pool or whatever. Kiss a cute girl at midnight! Girls... It's new years, hurray the perfect excuse to be a slut without anyone thinking poorly of me! I hope I can get way more then a kiss tonight! Basically all holidays are the same for women, they just want to be sluts without the repercussions.
        Next on the list is drinking. Drinking in moderation can be okay, let's face it sometimes it leads to some fun as long as you know when to stop and have the right mid set. But let's take a look at how the different genders go about the drinking experience. Bro1- "Hey you bros wanna get together and drink a few beers well we watch the game". Notice here how Bro1 has a great idea, he is planning a fun night with his bro's of watching the game and having a few good laughs, nice job Bro1. Bro2 "Poker night tonight my house, I have a case of natty". Hell ya Bro2 a great idea from a great bro. I bet it will be a night with some great gambling and some great laughs. These are just a few of the ways that bros enjoy some drinking, fun times with friends enjoying yourself and not going over the line. Let's take a look at some real life girls with alcohol... No real names shall be used. Dumb bitch 1 "I'm going to get really drunk and take crooked dick tonight" "Tonight i threw up in a bowl, spilled it on myself and offered every guy at the party head!". Heartless Whore "I've only had a drink or two but i'm going to cheat on my boyfriend with a guy I've been leading on" "Wow this blond kid looks like he loves slutting around... Hey giggly hoe you wanna double team him in the bathroom?" Giggly Hoe, not even going to go into all of these but I will mention one "Wow, this is great my ex and one of my best friends like each other!... Hey kutch you should make out with this kid you just met, DO IT DO IT DO IT". The moral of this story is women don't know how to just have a good time just drinking. There is no such thing as a chill night of girls drinking or them just sipping on a beer. I've never heard of it nor will it because it doesn't exist.
                   The final argument for why women are whores is clothes. Guys when is the last time you have bought a pair of clothes and you thought to yourself "Wow, this is really going to show off my junk" Never and if you had I would appreciate is if you would never post on this blog being as bitches aren't allowed. The point being, damn do women dress slutty. How many times have they and their temptress ways caused you to be late for a class because they were wearing this 
You are speed walking to class trying to get there when this terrific piece of hard work and thousands of years of survival of the fittest gets placed in front of you. A nice break from the normal using of your brain and your imagination. It leaves everything right there, you just shut down you brain and slow down your pace and enjoy your leisurely walk to class. Finally when you arrive at class and have to break away you nearly break your neck and well doing so notice that about 10 other guys have accumulated into the pack of observers. You also realize your classroom was three building back, O'well.
       I mean I'm not complaining... Just look at that ass, damn. But I mean really I'm sorry it's 9 am in the morning you didn't just come from the gym, why are you wearing that? When's the last time you have seen a guy outside of sports practice wearing underarmor around campus? You haven't. Looking at this picture tho make want to just stop this argument. I mean look at her. You temptress whore why do you do this to me. Anyways I just figured I would share why women are all whores. I should send this to my English Professor explaining to him why I was late to class so many times. But really I'm sorry unless your a slut you don't have a reason to wear this, comfort? Why don't I walk around in the summer with by dick and balls hanging out of my short because I enjoy the breeze, I mean if they get to wear that for comfort why not.
Monty the depth of my hatred for you knows no end...and that fetish is more for Mike

Wednesday, December 15, 2010


I was walking to the local cafe' in baltimore, across the street from our gas station that was robbed at gunpoint last night, classy right? anyways, So i was walking on the safe streets of baltimore, thinking, wow, its freezing! (I think it was 22 Degrees with 29 MPH winds, so something like -7 Degrees at some points) Now, note, I wasn't wearing a hat, or scarf, because those articles of clothing are for pussies and women, I am neither, So, like a real amurican man, i was walking in jeans, and a jacket, yes a jacket, not a coat, screw winter, I'll show mother nature who's boss, global warming can suck it, and I became a bit chilly. I don't get cold, I don't shiver and I don't bleed, 3 of the things that I just don't do... but, I couldn't help but think, there must be a way to be warmer, and so I starting thinking of all the different things that us, as true amuricans, can use as insulation, these are a few of the materials I thought of:
-Straw, because scarecrows are made of it
-Leather, because you'd kill an animal to get it
-Hides and Furs, Same reason as above
-Paper, we use it for everything else
-Plastic, just because i'd want someone to ask me "paper or plastic?" when looking at my jacket
-Human hair, this is what beards are for!
-Denim, everyone loves jeans
-Kashmir, great song, and feels awesome
-Cotton, we didn't have slaves for no reason, that stuff is great
-Snow, yes snow, as cold as it is, igloos are the best, not to mention, snow is fluffy and absorbs impact, needless to say, ice is not a good insulator, trust me
-Fiber glass, i figure that since carpenters use it, it must be good, plus Jesus was a carpenter
-Wood, try and tell me that a nice hickory doesn't just make you warm thinking about it

Anyways... These were just the thoughts I had while walking down the streets of B'More, as we call it here at Loyola


Monty I applaud you, you have finally put to use all of your free time and incessant internet searching, this will be the best blog the world has seen, I hope someday we can look back at this and say "wow, we really had too much time on our hands, but we made a hell of a use of it" because this is gonna be legit


Monty say no more if you say its a blog of men then the female knows as hannah mushock will not find out about it... But just throwin this out there this is an awesome idea!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010


Alright as of now I have hopefully invited you all to join this blog of epicness. Just to set the ground rules real quick for inviting more people to join they must meet two criteria. First and for most they must be a bro, no hoes are allowed to either write or read this blog of men. J.T. this is slightly directed at you, I know how you like to give in to all of Hannah's whims but she must not be allowed to read the blog of men. Yes that picture of that cat was for you John. Moving on, half way through writing this I realized we need more people on this blog so Matt you are going to recieve and invite, here is a little something just for you, enjoy.

So moving on now from this, Matt I'm sorry please don't be a little girl and sit there and think to yourself, haha... not cool monty, probably to late, o well. Anyways to close off this first post here is a list of thing I firmly believe if followed would make the world a happier place.
Rules For Women
This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew…
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down.
2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
3. Don’t make us guess.
4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it.
6. He’s never thinking about “The Relationship.”
7. Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different, it’s just like every other cat.
8. Dogs are better than cats.
9. Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
10. Shopping is not everybody’s idea of a good time.
11. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
12. You have enough clothes.
13. You have too many shoes.
14. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect us to like it.
15. Your brother is an idiot.
16.  Subtle hints don’t work. Good hints don't work. Obvious hints don't work. Ask for what you want.
17. No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
18. Share the bathroom
19. Share the closet.
20. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
22. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like sex in the morning.
23. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
24. Check your oil.
25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
26. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neither do we.
27. If you think you’re getting on the heavy side, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
28. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
29. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
30. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
32. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out.
33. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
34. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.